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Harper Government introduces bill effectively banning friendships between...
Bill UA-12 would make it illegal for cats and dogs to be friends in Canada. By Dylan Random Taking a page from Russia’s book, the Canadian federal government announced Friday that it has introduced a...
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Editorial – Rob Ford: balls of steel
“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.” – Rob Ford, November 5, 2013. Photo by Flickr user Joseph.Morris By Dylan Random Toronto, Ontario. T.O. for short. North America’s third largest city. The centre of...
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Bank of Canada scratches plan to feature Rob Ford on new $15 bill
The Bank of Canada has cancelled the new $15 banknote featuring troubled Toronto mayor, Rob Ford. Shortly after a ceremony at the Canadian Space Agency in Saint-Hubert, Quebec on Thursday that was held...
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Americans pleased that Canadians are just as fucked up as they are
Perception is a powerful thing. Click to enlarge. By Dylan Random The news that Toronto mayor Rob Ford is a crack-smoking douchebag made international headlines this week, which brought to light the...
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Post-secondary grads can now pay off student loan debt with unborn children,...
A protester protesting something in Calgary. By Dylan Random Are you being crushed by the weight of your student loan debt? Did you not realize that the money you borrowed for four drunken years of art...
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B.C. to partner with marijuana industry on development of new school curriculum
Critics are worried about the direction of the province’s overhaul of the school curriculum, after it was revealed marijuana growers are being consulted on changes. Photo by Flickr user bcgovphotos By...
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Dog suicides on the rise as Canada Post claws back home delivery
Aero, moments before ingesting an entire day lily in an effort to end his miserable life. Thanks, Canada Post. Flickr / dczwick By Urban Anomie Suicide rates among family dogs have risen sharply in the...
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Earl Cowan cast as Wicked Witch in stage production of the Wizard of Oz
Conservative heckler Earl Cowan to play the Wicked Witch of the West in Royal Canadian Stratford Company’s The Wizard of Oz. By Urban Anomie “You are a lying piece of shit . . . and your little dog,...
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